A Peace Offering

[SteveBuscemi]

This goes against my better judgement but the folks over at FFToday want to welcome you guys to stop in sometime to check the place out. The consensus is that half of you ain't half bad. The other half are pretty much useless. Whatever, I'm sure you guys have already figured out who belongs in which group.

Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, I think y'all aren't much more than a bunch of hairy palmed, attention starved freaks. I'm not at all certain most of you know how to read, or compose a half way intelligent thought. Then again, I'm wrong most of the time so what the fvck do I know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, CPH et al, are absolutely convinced this is some trojan horse. We ain't about that shit. Seriously. Much like you, we need to infuse some much needed freshness within our group. You basically saw who we were Friday afternoon: not much different from yourselves. Just a bunch of dudes looking for some easy, cheap laughs to get through the tedium of our work week routine. Pretty innocent, really. And hell, if the tables would've been turned, y'all would've done the same exact shit to us. Right?

Anyway, stop by. fftoday.com: click on the Geek Club. Check the place out. I will warn you though, our site doesn't have near the ammenities this place does. We have to rely on witty banter to get through each day. If y'all are as 'creative' and 'original' as you say you are, then you might actually enjoy the place. Personally, I think half of you cower at the request because you're subconciously aware you ain't that bright. Whatever. If nothing else, stop by the next time you're in the mood for a forum takeover. That shit is fun! And at least we know we have that in common.

Later.



And by the way, I AIN'T FVCKING BLACK!

:toast:

 

[Jack Herer]

Honestly, your group's performance was pretty bad. I laughed at maybe 2 comments. Posting the same picture over and over in the same thread... boring. The recipes, absolutely pathetic. Kinda funny if done once, but all day... Cero value, there are some solid threads in here. High quality comedy and entertainment going on in theRx, you guys brought nothing to the table today. Just my opinion.

 

[Kornholio]

I laughed at the guy acting like he was from the gangster forum and his exchange with raydog.

 

[HinesWard86]

What the fuck is FFToday?

 

[Jack Herer]

I laughed at the guy acting like he was from the gangster forum and his exchange with raydog.

Yeah, that was by far the funniest.

FFT is Fantasy Football Today.

 

[SteveBuscemi]

No, I hear you Jack. The objective wasn't to impress you. It was to take this motherfvcker over. Regardless if you were amused or not, they did that, if only for an hour or two. Fvck if I care, I wasn't a part of it. I'm just calling it as I see it.

Kornholio......thank you! :toast:


Hines, it's a fantasy football website. Half the board (bored! please appreciate the double entendre)......half the bored is devoted to all matters concerning football. Though not actually wagering on the games, you guys seem to have that covered here. It's mostly discussion on players, teams, situations and what not. Actually, if you're into the type of thing, it's an excellent site.

The other half is dominated by the Geek Club. Here, anything goes (relatively speaking....we couldn't pull half the shit you do here). We usually dive into political/current events. But threads are started about whatever....including who to JIHAD! Y'all were the lucky recipients today.

Just come over some time. Next week? Next month? Whatever, we don't give a shit. Just come over, and bring some fvcking funny with 'ya.

 

[SteveBuscemi]

Yeah, that was by far the funniest.

FFT is Fantasy Football Today.

Exactly. And WTF is up with Postin' Zeroes doing an IP scan? That shit is kinda wrong man! I thought it was all in good fun. I mean seriously, I'm from Minne-fvcking-sota. Obviously I ain't street. But y'all needed to confirm that? Kinda weak if you ask me.

Anyway, we're all trying to get a gag. Right? Nothing malicious on any of our part, and hopefully no hurt feelings over here. Though reading some raydog posts, maybe one of your resident queers could go 'console' him or something. Dude seemed defensive about being the object of a well oiled jihad.

And well oiled refers to an efficient, orderly operation, not to anal lubrication Jack! Got it!

:hump:

:toast:

Honestly, stop by sometime in the near future. There's no guise in any of this. Just an open hand asking to join us in future fun.

Later......or should I say Vroooom bitches!


:WTF:


(I don't even know what that means. I was trying to be retarded, but I guess it means I like Iron Maiden. You make the connection)

 

[HinesWard86]

Not into fantasy football.....once you start gambling fantasy football feels kinda dull.

 

[SteveBuscemi]

Not into fantasy football.....once you start gambling fantasy football feels kinda dull.

Maybe.

Fantasy football is like diluted gambling; it stretches out over 4 months, and if you know a thing or two, you usually end up cashing in.

Then again, I'm not much of a gambler. Just fantasy football and poker. No betting.

Betting seems dictated more by chance.

Fantasy football and poker, while there are elements of chance, at least I'm in control of my fate. Or at least it feels like it.

 

[BeauDawg]

Seconded. You guys didn't fight back as much as we were hoping and so the Jihad kinda died. We can (and have) done much, much better.

You've got some cool guys (and one psychofucking feminazi) here. Feel free to stop by FFT and join us. You'd fit right in.


I'll probably stop by here from time to time as well. You guys are alright.

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Why would people start posting in another forum when they are already posting in perfectly fine one here?

And also... what about these masterpieces:

"fantasy football is like diluted gambling"

"Betting seems dictated more by chance"

Gambling like fantasy football requires players to do what you expect of them to be successful, how is one more be chance then the other? At least with betting you get to not only feel the high of a win and beating the man, you also get PAID. What do you get with fantasy football? A fucking t-shirt and pat on the back form a 15 year old kid who took Stephan Jackson with the 3rd overall pick? Get the fuck out of here.

And another thing " a peace offering"? What kind of shit is that? Its a fucking internet forum for christs sake. Take your weak ass back to fantasy land and wait for baseball whore

 

[pubguy]

^^^^

 

[SteveBuscemi]

Why would people start posting in another forum when they are already posting in perfectly fine one here?

And also... what about these masterpieces:

"fantasy football is like diluted gambling"

"Betting seems dictated more by chance"

Gambling like fantasy football requires players to do what you expect of them to be successful, how is one more be chance then the other? At least with betting you get to not only feel the high of a win and beating the man, you also get PAID. What do you get with fantasy football? A fucking t-shirt and pat on the back form a 15 year old kid who took Stephan Jackson with the 3rd overall pick? Get the fuck out of here.

And another thing " a peace offering"? What kind of shit is that? Its a fucking internet forum for christs sake. Take your weak ass back to fantasy land and wait for baseball whore

Hey, if people don't want to post anywhere else, they don't have to. If they're perfectly content to remain here, so be it. Just extending the offer. Buy it or don't, fvck if I care.

And sorry I couldn't deliver the pearls of wisdom you were seeking. I don't wager, so I don't know the exhileration involved with placing bets. When I go to the horse track, I'm more interested in drinking beer. When I watch the Super Bowl, I'm more interested in drinking beer. When I........you get the picture.

Fantasy football, not baseball, not basketball, not hockey, not anything fvcking else! Fantasy football is kinda like gambling in that I'm putting money down and betting I win. It's not like gambling per se, at least not to me, because I can directly control the outcome. Fvck the Tees, I grabbed a grand for my endeavors this year. It was spread out over 4 months, and not dependent on a single game. That was my only point. Just speaking to what I know. Nothing else.

Quit being so goddamn judgemental!

Maybe you'd get laid once in a while!

:hump:


:toast:

 

[billhill999]

Not into fantasy football....

That's because you spend too much time on your fantasy woman.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Seconded. You guys didn't fight back as much as we were hoping and so the Jihad kinda died. We can (and have) done much, much better.

You've got some cool guys (and one psychofucking feminazi) here. Feel free to stop by FFT and join us. You'd fit right in.


I'll probably stop by here from time to time as well. You guys are alright.

Well you guy did come in early when almost no one posts...It would have been a lot better at night!!!:cripwalk:

 

[GFIAFP]

Well you guy did come in early when almost no one posts...It would have been a lot better at night!!!:cripwalk:

Well most of us guys work during the day and enjoyed killing an hour or so in the home stretch of a Friday afternoon....but here on a Friday night :think2: ...would much rather be drinking, hitting a bong an/or chasing tail ... not hanging out with a bunch of guys that stood there and took one shot after another.

While the "jihad" may have failed in your eyes it provided us with some afternoon laughs... had anybody here engaged (CPH) did a bit this could've been alot more fun ... we were looking to get a ruse out of anybody but encountered a bunch of stiffs.

While this is the place for gambling, fftoday is the place for FF ...stop by once in a while if this place gets stale :toast:
....and one of our resident geeks has a man crush on CPH hno: ...only God knows why uke1:

 

[GFIAFP]

BTW, where the fuck were you Steve?

 

[whalewager]

fantasy foots is for broke asses...put in a couple dime teasers at lazerwager and post the tickets here and we will all come over...show some balls...wtf is buscemi anyway...u a jew?

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Well most of us guys work during the day and enjoyed killing an hour or so in the home stretch of a Friday afternoon....but here on a Friday night :think2: ...would much rather be drinking, hitting a bong an/or chasing tail ... not hanging out with a bunch of guys that stood there and took one shot after another.

While the "jihad" may have failed in your eyes it provided us with some afternoon laughs... had anybody here engaged (CPH) did a bit this could've been alot more fun ... we were looking to get a ruse out of anybody but encountered a bunch of stiffs.

While this is the place for gambling, fftoday is the place for FF ...stop by once in a while if this place gets stale :toast:
....and one of our resident geeks has a man crush on CPH hno: ...only God knows why uke1:

good looks, charm... I could go on... btw, I saved the "geek"... and he will be returning to us shortly.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

fantasy foots is for broke asses...put in a couple dime teasers at lazerwager and post the tickets here and we will all come over...show some balls...wtf is buscemi anyway...u a jew?